Tag: Humor

An Actual Craig’s List Personal AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2019,18th, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled   the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can…

Democratic National Convention Schedule

  😃 😁 😃 The DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released. Monday, July 20, 2020 1:30 PM Free lunch, free medical marijuana, and free bus ride to the Convention. Food Stamp enrollment forms available. 2:00 PM Group Voter Registration for undocumented Immigrants and any deceased citizens. 3:30 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony Sponsored by CNN – Don Lemon 4:00 PM…

Finally Safe In The USA

‘ 😀 😀 😀 😀 I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black…

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